With A Vampire Grin

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg


oatmeal:

Bonus panel here.

oatmeal:

Bonus panel here.

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

(Source: zisbat)

nanase-dolphin-haruka:

pineneedles-and-deerguts:

likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

"Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!"

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT IT’S AMAZING BECAUSE IT REALLY VAGUELY SOUNDS LIKE THE ORIGINAL OMG I’M CRYING


fabulousanima:

when fandom adopts a headcanon and it spreads and gains traction and you just do not agree with it but it’s everywhere and you just

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(Source: xoxstarlight)

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

(Source: princessveroni)

stilesstilinskie:

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.